5,226 Quotes About Humour

Percheron resta coi comme une poule qui regarde son premier œuf.

Le docteur Patry ouvrit la porte, qui grinça comme pour raconter à tout le monde ce qui venait de se passer.

The only competition any woman has is another woman.

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The world is your lobster!

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

You are from Belfast; are you sure that was your first time holding a gun?

If you cannot find an element of Humour in something, your not taking it seriously enough.

Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him for all the cheese he's got, drive him out of the cheese-making business!Did you burn your face with an iron? Why not sue Prometheus, the god that invented fire? Or an Iron Age chieftain, for having the temerity to popularise the metal.