93 Quotes About Humourous-situations

While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy.

And if you weren’t a fool, a common fool, a perfect fool, if you were an originalinstead of a translation … you see, Rodya, I recognise you’re a clever fellow, but you’re a fool!

Arman groaned. “You’re definitely taking all the romance out of this.”“I’m sorry,” he said quietly. “But sex is silly and it’s funny, and it doesn’t always work—you need to get that idea out of your head or you’ll get depressed if it’s not all magical.

Psht, as if. You and what army could possibly rescue her from my clutches?

Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It’s like a homepage without a scroll button?

Like a herald announcing the arrival of royalty, she let out what is easily the longest, loudest, and most musical fart I have ever heard.

I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!

Donde, he offered a piece of candy to a little   boy.

Anything can happen in love, war and South Inidan movies.