93 Quotes About Humourous-situations

A psychic told me I could be a medium. I told her that was impossible as I'm an extra large!

Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook.So that's just a humus humor spread.

The innocent little girl said at the end of her prayer "Jesus, please take care of yourself because if anything happens to you, we are all in trouble

This bird makes at least as much impact in Victoria's journal as the man who turned out to be the love of her life. And that evening Albert was left behind when she went out to a grand dinner.

I get better everyday, everyday I get better.

To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ well played.

I am fully aware that when it comes to assholes, I have a special magnet, but I didn't think my radar was that far off.

I've always liked Belgian waffles, but I must say, I didn't think I would one day be having Belgian waffles in Belgium! I just sort of POOF found myself there and there I was with a gigantic Belgian waffle in my hands, standing on a sidewalk in Belgium!

The last time I was on a cruise it was through the Greek islands with Justin, and I was positively glowing with love and post-sex hormones. Now, huddled in a corner with three Aldi bags of knitting needles, crochet hooks and wool, accompanied by an ex-hippy and a sardine sandwich, I can no longer deny the fact that my life has taken a turn for the worse.