36 Quotes About Jerks
- Author Anthony Liccione
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There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.
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- Author J.M. Richards
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If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don’t just skulk around.
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- Author Heather Chapple
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Women who say that they have met the most amazing guy in the world are only saying that because they haven’t lived with them yet.
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- Author Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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I speak of humorless people as having a moral flaw, and that's not fair. It's just like regarding it as a moral flaw that someone can't sing. An awful lot of humorless people come into this world, and they make very good Nazis.
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- Author Alexei Maxim Russell
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It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.
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- Author Clinton Kelly
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But, I've learned, as we all must, that adults are jerks too. At least some of them. And that's why I feel so strongly that if you have the opportunity to surround yourself with people who aren't jerks, you should not just take it, but grab it, seize it, squeeze the living hell out of it.
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- Author Melody Carlson
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Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else they talk behind each other's backs. It's seriously twisted.
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- Author Dan Pearce
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So you were talking crap about me? Hm. I missed it. I was too busy being fabulous.
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- Author John Robert Go
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Don't try fixing something that is already broken in the first place.
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