504 Quotes About Joke

In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?''I've already learned Parseltongue. What else is there?''Elvish.

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.

Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud.

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.