504 Quotes About Joke
- Author Joseph Heller
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Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was
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- Author Lindy West
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Chris Tucker gives Jackie Chan his LAPD ID and tells him to pretend to be LAPD if anything goes sideways in the Foo Chow restaurant. Jackie Chan looks at the ID with Chris Tucker’s picture on it and says, “This won’t work—I’m not 6′1″!” And that’s just a gorgeously structured classic joke.
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- Author honeya
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Never make a person feel, that s/he is very (extra) special.. because, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth her/him.
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- Author Jean Baudrillard
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Doesn't everyone have in them this potential change and becoming? This absolute singularity which demands only to occur effortlessly, an inspired form freed from the straitjacket of our individual being? We have this becoming within us, and we lack nothing, since we are rid of truth.The world too lacks nothing as it is; it opposes any attempt to make it signify anything whatever. To inflict truth on it is like explaining a joke or a funny story.
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- Author Elle Kennedy
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I bring my lips close to her and murmur, "We're kinda friends now""I heard that," Garret pipes up, "And there's no 'kinda' about it. We're best friends
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- Author Dave Chappelle
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The bottom line is no matter what happens to you, you got to keep going; and bitterness is quite cumbersome. Jokes is a way of shaking that off, processing something with the alchemy of levity.
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- Author Samantha Shannon
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Joke are the declaration of fools
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- Author Judy Batalion
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An old Jewish joke went - A man asks whether his town is now in Soviet or Polish territory. He's told, "This year we're in Poland." "Thank goodness!", the man exclaims. "I simply could not take another Russian winter.
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- Author Jessica Cluess
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Heavens, imagine what a lost lamb I would be without a strong young man guiding me," I muttered."I always pictured you as more of a kid goat," Blackwood said. "Always butting heads.
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