504 Quotes About Joke

Forgive me, " he said as I gave him back his charm. " Living with the Earl of Sorrow-Filled is burden enough. " " Sorrow-

Forgive me," he said as I gave him back his charm. "Living with the Earl of Sorrow-Filled is burden enough." "Sorrow-'Fell." I couldn't help laughing.

Give him Bigfoot with an AK-47, a room full of sugar-induced five-year-olds, or any supermodel on the circuit in a little black dress playing a private game of cops and robbers with his fly, and he’d be fine. Wouldn’t break a sweat. But, put him within fifty feet of Maddie Freemont? He turned into a tongue-tied, forgot-his-own-name, card-carrying member of the idiot brigade.

A joke circulating in Russia in 1992 went like this: Q. What did capitalism accomplish in one year that communism could not do in seventy years? A. Make communism look good.

I recently heard the following sentence on CNN: 'Because of high winds, about two hundred and fifty thousand people in New England are without power.'And I thought 'gee, when you think about it, about two hundred and seventy five million people in the United States are without power. They just aren't aware of it.

Some people are cynical,yet they know how to make their intentions sound lyrical,but in the end,they leave you with scares that are unmistakable".

I allowed you to paint me as a fool, when all my love was true to you, and as you laughed as if I was the fool, the real joke was you.

Scientists have discovered 2 additional private parts in humans as a result of Covid-19 pandemic. Ensure you cover them in public. They are your Mouth and Nose.

If I kill myself… the joke is on me.