504 Quotes About Joke

A termite walks into the bar, slowly crawls up on the bar stool and says, "I have been searching all over town and have been to bars all over, been to five just on this block, I am old, tired and in my senior years and my choppers don't work well anymore -- tell me now please: Where, Oh where is the Bar tender?

those who act as if everything is a joke are the people who have the most scars.

I'm joking," She said to the group. Ah, the joking defense. The tried and true excuse for bullies everywhere.

If someone threatens you for telling a joke, that's all the more reason to tell it. Humour is the perfect antidote to fanaticism.

First of all, never call a mermaid a fish unless you’re trying to insult her

Hey. You know what the shark said to the clown?”“No.”“You taste funny.

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There was an old joke. Miller didn't remember where he'd heard it. Girl's at her own father's funeral, meets this really cute guy. They talk, hit it off, but he leaves before she can get his number. Girl doesn't know how to track the guy down. So a week later, she kills her mom.Big laugh.

The human race is lucky, I am still developing. Yes. Or no?