504 Quotes About Joke

No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?""Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now.""I guess that makes you Waking Ugly?""I thought you said this was no time for jokes. That was a joke, right?

Where have you been?" he asked slowly."Um, in the bathroom, mostly," Larry said. Let's just say my plumbing is not working any better than Mexico City's.

I'm financially ugly.

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

Richard Feynman was fond of giving the following advice on how to be a genius. You have to keep a dozen of your favorite problems constantly present in your mind, although by and large they will lay in a dormant state. Every time you hear or read a new trick or a new result, test it against each of your twelve problems to see whether it helps. Every once in a while there will be a hit, and people will say, 'How did he do it? He must be a genius!

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.

I ought to be jealous of the tower. She is more famous than I am.

I recall the story of the philosopher and the theologian... The two were engaged in disputation and the theologian used the old quip about a philosopher resembling a blind man, in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which wasn't there. ‘That may be,’ said the philosopher, ‘but a theologian would have found it.