378 Quotes About Kid

Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.

I’m just happy to have experienced life; to have had a beautiful son and to have loved.

Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.

We teach kids everything we think matters, but forget to teach them that they matter.

Would've been useful when I was about eight," I said. "I used to have wicked nightmares." I did, too: stupid dreams about being chased by Elmo. A psycho Elmo with eyes like that Chucky doll. I'd wake up screaming and Vicky would come running in and ask what the nightmare was about. I never told her. I was too embarrassed.

I may look young, but I am no kid.

Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw.

There was a danger in asking too much of a child, but the danger of asking too little was almost equal.

Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.