352 Quotes About Lol

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like ! It was born 15 minutes ago it looks like a potato.

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.

Together we kept that machine greased like a stripper in a plastic pool full of baby oil.

I'm trying to help you.""I don't know what you're doing, but I'm sure there are laws about it!

Si un inglés se siente incómodo en una situación (es decir, en todas) prepara té. Es una regla universal: cuando no sepas qué hacer, pon la tetera en marcha. ¿Que van a amputarte una pierna? No pasa nada, hombre, tomate una taza de té y asunto arreglado. ¿Que tu novio te pone los cuernos? Don't worry, que voy a colocar la tetera al fuego. ¿Que empieza la Tercera Guerra Mundial? Que no cunda el pánico, hay té para todos.

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Jude did not flip them off and then drove for a few blocks feeling good about himself, proud of his restraint. His will, it was like iron.

dying, crying, hyperventilating

Vampires didn't faint like Southern belles at the sight of blood.