109 Quotes About Naughty

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.


The universe has an itch, and I have been called upon to scratch it.

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.

The opportunity was too perfect to miss. Harry crept silently around behind Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, bent down, and scooped a large handful of mud out of the path.'We were just talking about your friend Hagrid,'Malfoy said to Ron. 'Just trying to imagine what he's saying to the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. D'you think he'll cry when they cut off his hippogriff's—'SPLAT.Malfoy's head jerked back as the mud hit him; his silverblond hair was suddenly dripping in muck.

COVID-19, are you going to be naughty or nice to me?

The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.

Our desire to touch the untouchable things is a good proof of our naughtiness! Yes, human-being is an impish creature!