69 Quotes About Pun

Not to pun at all would be more challenging than most people might imagine.

Her brother's desk was austere, save for a small photo of Lewis and a coffee mug featuring a math geek's coy declaration of love: √-1 <3 μ.

The zoo lost its elephant again. It never forgets where to go. I found it in the middle of my room.

Loki spoke, “I agree, we do need some leadership. But you’ve had your chance, Odin. I think it’s time for fresh ideas, to get things going. Some Lokimotion, so to speak.

...you would do well to turn from Chapter XXXVI to Chapter CXXXIII without further delay, thus saving nearly a hundred chapters without anybody's knowing the difference if you keep quiet. After all, Ahab isn't the only one entitled to be a skipper.

I- I. Sorry. This is what my father would call a fucking unfortunate image.

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Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking.

Every swamp has a silted lining.