146 Quotes About Puns

Bacon: Duct tape for food.

Never go to sea without a porpoise

Per se, a prank is meant to thank. Rethink and thank the soft spank. And fill in the blank, Not even over drank, Knelt when they made you walk the plank.

I haven’t got the goddamnedest idea of what the hell you’re talking about. Kierkeguard, what’s that? Sounds like deodorant, which is to say that the whole thing smells as far as I’m concerned.

Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook.So that's just a humus humor spread.

Deuce groaned. “Ma, what sort of pie was that?” He was rubbing his stomach.“Bitter cherry. Lucy Hopewel had one at the potluck a week back, and I thought I might try it. It wasn’t good?”“It was good, Ma,” Ty said, voice flat.“Where do you get bitter cherries?” Deuce asked.“Disgruntled trees,” Ty said. He looked over his shoulder with a smirk.

I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language, though not shared by any of them.

Mr. Pettifor, I’ve brought you lunch, Sir.” “Leave it on my desk,” he grouses. “It’s your favorite, Sir, a Reuben with au jus,” I say softly.

Insanity takes its toll. Please have exact change.