323 Quotes About Random

I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topic gets.

Loving someone gives them permission to do things to you because they know you'll forgive them. -Shaye

Kindness, motherfucker, kindness.

Each one you take is a commitment. If you break that commitment, the gods of alcohol will punish you with a hangover so bad you'll think Satan himself took a dump on you. -Milo

I'm trusting you not to break my heart. If it gets even a scratch, I'll break your face. -Shaye

Manners,” I say. “It ain't polite to taste people. Shit.

I had to admit it was adorable. You know, in a unicorns-farting-out-rainbows kind of way that made me want to hurl.

Random search for data on ... off-chance is hardly scientific. A questionnaire on 'Intellectual Immoralities' was circulated by a well-known institution. 'Intellectual Immorality No. 4' read: 'Generalizing beyond one's data'. [Wilder Dwight] Bancroft asked whether it would not be more correct to word question no. 4 'Not generalizing beyond one's data.

The only reason we live is also the reason we often die, even in a matter of seconds.