31 Quotes About Roommates

How my heart missed beating like this. For him. Only for him.

Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school.

When two men live together they usually maintain a kind of shabby neatness out of incipient rage at each other. Two men alone are constantly on the verge of fighting, and they know it.

On and off the field, you're my hardest fall, Zoe. No one ever compared. No one ever will.

My maid never sweeps under the bed so I asked her to do so today. Found a pen, three pairs of shoes and the man I had lost two years ago.

And then Elena's dog at her bacon. She had heated up a slice of bacon on a paper towel, put it on the table, and turned to open the fridge. The dog swallowed the bacon and the paper towel. She stared at the dog, its expression smug, and all the frustrations of her life boiled up in her head. A dog eating her bacon, a dog eating her bacon while she was jobless.

And then Elena's dog ate her bacon. She had heated up a slice of bacon on a paper towel, put it on the table, and turned to open the fridge. The dog swallowed the bacon and the paper towel. She stared at the dog, its expression smug, and all the frustrations of her life boiled up in her head. A dog eating her bacon, a dog eating her bacon while she was jobless.

As his calloused, boyish hands trace the words in my calc textbook, I catch myself becoming jealous of the pages once again. Those sin and cosine curves ain’t got nothin’ on mine, damn it.