73 Quotes About Sarcasm-humor

I thank Lord Brahma that your preference doesn't extend to a man being loyal to same woman for many lifetimes!

Not even a hand-stitched suit could hide a body gone ruinously to seed. I was tempted to offer some fashion advice, but I didn't think he'd welcome the news that this year, bellies are being worn inside the trousers

Thorn grunted and the metal control fell from his spasming fingers. It bounced across the dusty concrete and I stomped down as hard as I could. I felt more than heard the metallic crunch under my boot. Another irreplaceable artifact ruined, courtesy of Julia Reed.

Your hand lingered on my butt to make sure I understood, right?”“I did everything slow, so even someone with limited perceptive abilities could follow what I was doing.

The only thing that's fair about me is the colour of my hair. People should remember that.

What exactly constitutes an emergency in a modelling agency? Two girls fighting to death with a hair straightener?

My sarcasm is wasted on the young.

and I have a tiny little moment of anxiety, because I can't remember whether or not we're meant to be boycotting mars bars.

ثمة نقاط تشابه بين زوجتي وثور الماء, ولكن هذا لا يعني أنها تجلس في حوض خاص بها تأكل أوراق النخيل طيلة اليوم