1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.

She was heartily ashamed of her ignorance - a misplaced shame. Where people wish to attach, they should always be ignorant. To come with a well−informed mind is to come with an inability of administering to the vanity of others, which a sensible person would always wish to avoid. A woman especially, if she have the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can.

..her smile, which was her pretty feature, was never so pretty as when her sprightly phrase had a scratch lurking in it.

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny.

Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.