1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Wouldn't want to miss a war, would I?

How many kids are in the Graveyard?""A bunch.""Who sends your supplies?""George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.""How often do you receive new arrivals?""About as often as you beat your wife.

Sometimes when I have the feeling like I’m almost crying, it can turn into an almost-laughing feeling.

In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.

My maid never sweeps under the bed so I asked her to do so today. Found a pen, three pairs of shoes and the man I had lost two years ago.

I'll only go if there's cake.~Tobias "Four

I'm financially ugly.

Rhetoric work in Priceless ways. Thanks to all my ideals. Correct plantation of idea yields desired outcomes

Buy Fable! the book that rejuvenates your soul! makes your belly belly-laugh! turns your cares to dust!...likewise your moods, woes an wounds!...turns everything rosy, deflates spleen and bile! pocondria! not just any old work! not just any old words! Fable!You gotta be categorical.