1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

I think we can all agree that this fully checks out and that indeed it is men who are the true victims of witch hunts. Which they invented. To kill women.

You’re being sarcastic.” “No, actually I was being flippant, but I can do sarcastic if you’d rather.

You don’t want a girlfriend. You want a therapist whom you can be intimate with.

I try not to laugh. “Sarcasm isn’t good for you, you know.”“Lies. Sarcasm is great. You can say anything and pretend you’re joking. People think I’m hilarious when in reality I’m just an asshole.

Her sarcasm was so quick, so fine at the point—it was like being touched by metal so cold that one doesn't know whether one is burned or chilled.

Sie kaufte ihm ein Brötchen, für sich selbst einen Cappuccino im Pappbecher, und schob die Kinderkarre Richtung Fischerspark, reihte sich ein in den Treck der Ottensenser Vollwert-Mütter, die jeden Tag aus ihren Altbauwohnungen strömten, um ihren Nachwuchs zu lüften, die Einkäufe aus dem Bio-Supermarkt im Netz des Testsieger-Buggys, den Kaffeebecher in der Hand und im Fußsack aus reiner Schafwolle ein kleines Kind, das irgendetwas Durchgespeicheltes aus Vollkorn in der Hand hielt.

Because were were both probationary constables, an experienced PC had been left to supervise us - a responsibility he diligently pursued from an all-night cafe on St. Martin's Close.

Once a small planet is discovered, astronomers try to determine which category it belongs to. This is like biologists trying to classify a new animal as either being a mammal or reptile.

Nusidriekė eilė prie neišvengiamos fotosienelės, fotografai skubėjo, pozuojantieji nerimavo, ar gerai atrodys nuotraukose ir ar budintis portalo redaktorius prisimins jų pavardę, o gal tiesiog parašys "šventinio renginio akimirkos".