189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

I am tired of the whole concept of humans right now.

Newman!!!

I did call you a pair of overdeveloped, single-cell Cro-Magnons.”“Did you?”“Well I have now.”“Nobody calls me an overdeveloped, single-bell crow magnet.” “No. I bet nobody does.

I never allow myself to be influenced in the smallest degree either by atmospheric disturbances or by the arbitrary divisions of what is known as Time. I would willingly reintroduce to society the opium pipe of China or the Malayan kriss, but I am wholly and entirely without instruction in those infinitely more per-nicious (besides being quite bleakly bourgeois) implements, the umbrella and the watch.

Italian to the core, he did not for an instant doubt that a man could be passionately devoted to the wife he betrayed with other women.

I’d venture to guess that a list of things you know nothing about could fill volumes.

Throughout a joke, the truth comes out.

It’s so hard to tell with him. He always looks like he’s working the customer service desk at the DMV.” “I always thought he looked like a postal worker who’s about one write-up away from losing it completely.

I noticed that. And if you ever lay your head on my back again while your riding bitch I'll throw you into traffic.~Woody Stevens - John Travolta - Wild Hogs