189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.

I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.

You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently it’s not amusing enough.” “I’ll try to include a joke between ‘he bled to death’and ‘the city burned’.”Machaon responded tersely.

It’s called an artichoke” Lexi told him. “It’s good for you.”“Good for you how? I mean the choke part I get

The worst thing about the dead rising? (Other than, you know, all the zombies?) The smell. Nothing kills the mood like the odor of three day old road kill and poo... -Katherine Anita Cho(KyCH)

In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.

Life is too short for one to stay indoors, watch TV, doze off, and snore.

One day, I’m going to start a minivan gang. That’ll show these Sons of Anarchy.We would be called the Sons of Suburbia and our Suburban Steel Stallions, with high MPG, multiple airbags, cup holders and designer car safety seats, would rule the highways… and the preschool pickup line.

Ivy’s taken me to her parent’s house... I was originally lured into her car with the promise of a burrito. Ivy did not mention going to her parent’s house at all. She had only said, “Hop in Jane, we’re getting burritos.” Blinded by my affection for burritos, I jumped into the car like an unwitting pig on its way to a slaughterhouse.