189 Quotes About Sarcastic-humor

it seems politicians projected the powerful brand called Ambedkar, rather than his ideologies. Like the ad says 'name is enough.

Hey!” Mena exclaimed “Don’t knock Jeopardy. I love that show”“So do I” Max admitted.“I like it when I know the answers.” Logan added.Trent turned to Logan, “Dude, if you hate the show, all you had to do was say so.

This time I wore a bonnet, otherwise the house keeper would scold me as if I were a thoughtless child; the sun will cook your brain and addle your pretty little mind, Mrs. Finch.Right, I don't think a bonnet could help you any, Madame.

… but as even the stupidest toddler knows, covering your eyes makes you invisible.

Don't you have any desire for vengeance?" he asked before he remembered that she wasn't Italian.

The most brilliant student in class is a god and the rest are morons.

I won’t leave you. What if you have another contraction? What if your water breaks and they rush you into the delivery room? What if there are complications?” He asked hoarsely, his eyes dilating more with each anxious question. And Theresa rolled her eyes in exasperation.“I doubt any of those things will happen in the two minutes it would take you to leave the room and get a cup of coffee, Sandro,” she sighed impatiently.

The jury returned with a verdict of "Don't ask me, I wasn't there," and was excused.

You’re a ghost, Nick. A ghost. I don’t know how it’s possible or if it is possible. Even if I didn’t imagine the whole situation, it’s never happening again.