457 Quotes About Sarcastic

Your idea of fidelity is not having more than one man in bed at the same time.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.

He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.

Useless as a pulled tooth.

My son Cooper has just turned ten and the sarcasm fairy has already started to take up residence inside his body. Not only am I living with my mother - again! - but I've also got her mini-me to contend with.

Percy smiled at her - that sarcastic troublemaker smile that had annoyed her for years but eventually had become endearing. His sea-green eyes were as gorgeous as she remembered. His dark hair was swept to one side, like he'd just come from a walk on the beach. He looked even better than he had six months ago - tanner and taller, leaner and more muscular. Percy threw his arms around her. They kissed and for a moment nothing else mattered. An asteroid could have hit the planet and wiped out all life, and Annabeth wouldn't have cared.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.