1,006 Quotes About Satire

It wasn't only the boosted experiences that bothered Rant. It was dipshit kids done up as soldiers and princesses and witches. Eating cake flavored with artificial vanilla. Celebrating a harvest that didn't occur anymore. Fruit punch that came from a factory. A ritual to placate ghosts, or whatever bullshit Halloween does, practiced by people who had no awareness of that. What bothered Rant was the fake, bullshit nature of everything.

況且你知道嗎？根據好萊塢數十年來的恐怖電影定律，落單的那個，總是第一個被宰掉。”她的說法，讓他揚起嘴角，忍不住將雙手在胸前交叉，道：“但根據好萊塢災難電影定律，女人、小孩與動物絕對能存活下來。”“那你更應該和我在一起了，畢竟我是女人。

An ignorant man who is regarded as knowledgeable by people who are more ignorant than him is still ignorant.

The paths people choose in life can lead to the creation or destruction of people, places, things, and relationships. The future is uncertain, but what is certain is there will be change.

There was a kind of cold-hearted selfishness on both sides, which mutually attracted them; and they sympathized with each other in an insipid propriety of demeanour, and a general want of understanding.

Not complaining is sometimes a show off of tolerance or patience.

Ah, Sir, a novel is a mirror carried along a high road. At one moment it reflects to your vision the azure skies, at another the mire of the puddles at your feet. And the man who carries this mirror in his pack will be accused by you of being immoral! His mirror shews the mire, and you blame the mirror! Rather blame that high road upon which the puddle lies, still more the inspector of roads who allows the water to gather and the puddle to form.

Not another word, not another thought, not another sniffle. If you need to pass gas, I pray you'll clench your backside and keep walking until we are certainly alone.

To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants.