1,006 Quotes About Satire

Here the professor fell silent and looked again at the camera crew. They, too, were silent and stared at him in astonishment. In anguish, the professor threw his tiki torch to the ground, where it broke into several pieces and went out. “I have come too early, my time is not yet. They have not realized that intelligence is dead, and yet they have done it themselves.

Hemingway said that happiness in intelligent people was rare but shit even contentment amongst the mediocre is hard to fathom.

Some of the men who we are openly praising are secretly sleeping with their own daughters … without their consent.

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.

Lisa blamed Twilight, and the preconceived notions about men (especially dangerous men) that it tended to form in the impressionable adolescent mind.

Also unfortunately, Congress is far too busy asking if baseball players are really as strong as they seem and trying to choke bankers with wads of cash to grant more funds to such trifling matters as the avoidance of space bullets, so they won't give NASA the money