1,006 Quotes About Satire

One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.

People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.

Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.

A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.

We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.

A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.

Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex; they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.

The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.

Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.