8,157 Quotes About Science

Science gets more fun when I get a bigger gun!

You were greedy. You wanted it all,” the smaller man said. “There’s nothing wrong with that. Everyone does. But you can wind up with nothing if you’re not willing to pay the price.

I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experiment and it worked really well and everyone was really nice to me but I couldn't talk obviously...you know train conductors were really cool to me on my commute...HA! I looked hot as a chick!

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.

It does no harm to the romance of the sunset to know a little about it.

People are like bees. They're all workers who could be queens, with the right stuff, but once a queen-making has begun, it can't be reversed. A bee that's half way a queen can't turn back into a worker. She'd starve. She must keep growing and then she must leave.

Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?

If you think the economy is more important than the environment, try holding your breath while counting your money.