5,372 Quotes About Sex

The only thing more difficult than persuading someone else to start having sex with you is persuading yourself to stop.

They call me Domino for obvious reasons. One nudge in the right direction and I'm flat on my stomach.

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

There are many ways to get to know someone, and my favorite is seeing them naked in Happy Baby pose.I also feel it is important to have sex soon after meeting someone in order to find out if you have sexual chemistry together. Otherwise, you could wait two to three months after you start dating someone only to discover that your new boyfriend is bad in bed, or even worse, is into anal beads and duct tape.

After discovering him in his threesome, I spent the next two weeks in bed suffering from a severe case of vagina elbow. It's a condition not unlike tennis elbow, but you get it from masturbating.

Nessa held her arm up. She was staring at it, trying to gauge how big that was. “Dude, that’s as big as my arm. That’s like being f****d by a limb dude!” She wiggled her arm back and forth. “That's not normal.

I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....

A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.

Singles, fornicating is an internship for adultery.