58 Quotes About Tourists

Our relationship with Nature... best way of forging this relationship... be a pilgrim and not a tourist on Planet Earth

This Osama bin Laden, now they say he has had plastic surgery. They say he sneaked across the border into Pakistan, which by the way is the place to go to have plastic surgery. He looks great. A tourist came up to him earlier this week and said, 'May I have your autograph, Mr. Hasselhoff?'

You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia...a tourist.

I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist.

The elephants were being slaughtered in masses. Some were even killed in the vicinity of big tourist hotels.

Terri and her mother arrived. She was obviously a dedicated stage mother because she was loaded down with camera equipment, looking like a Japanese tourist.

...the tourist Venice is Venice.

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

Only on the third class tourist class passengers' deck was it a sultry overcast morning, but then if you do things on the cheap you must expect these things.