10 Quotes About Twain

For me, all writing -- storytelling and style -- gets back to the Bible, Twain and Hemingway, and not in that order.

Hemingway is overrated,Twain is even more lost at sea,And all truths point to the mouth of a woman,Where both her whispers and her screams,Are born.Pour another glass, Beer, wine, whiskey,I don't care,So long as its wisdom is sharp,And it tells lies instead of promises.

THE TWAIN DOTH MEETEast and West are relative to their shared starting pointKamil Ali

A thousand curses on you and those who spawned you! You've plagued me long enough, you stygian fiend! I don't know what sulfurous pit you've crawled out of, but I mean to return you to it! I'll send you on a voyage down the river Styx if it's the last thing I do!" Twain directed his attention back to the phone. "No, I wasn't talking to you, but most of what I said still applies.

Nadie que haya leído a Mark Twain puede ser enemigo de los Estados Unidos

Put all your eggs in one basket and then watch that basket.

Warm summer sun, shine friendly here Warm western wind, blow kindly here; Green sod above, rest light, rest light, Good-night, Annette! Sweetheart, good-night!

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat.- Notebook, 1894

Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat.