26 Quotes About Vulgar

Ah fuckin hate the way some American cunts call lassies cunts. Fuckin offensive, that shite.

I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?

How many dicks does a man have to suck to get a penguin dab around here?

It popped up on my Outlook calendar, flagged in red like an inflamed pimple full of infected bureaucratic pus... I've been trying desperately to get it shifted, but no, it is stuck like a king-sized dildo in a guinea pig.

Leave the hush to those who love like apes because together, you and I make vulgar sounds like a fervent sojourn in paradise.

Het wonder is geschied, mijn pruim is nat en 't regent niet.

When you have plenty of knowledge that's the moment when you get vulgar, irnoc and hypocritical.

Don't fucking swear," Ronan said.

Know the best thing about being dismissed as an insatiable whore? People don't mind their tongues around you. I've learned more information eavesdropping while I was mid-orgy than I have from spying on G7 summits, but that's off topic.