1,029 Quotes About Wife

It can be a bit annoying if another actor is trying to talk to the director and the wife is sitting on his lap.

Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

Lieutenant Governor Paterson - blind, black guy - gets sworn in. First thing he says is, 'By the way, cheated on my wife. Let's just get that out in the open right now.' He didn't need to admit that. He's blind. Could have said it was an accident.

If you break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over three wives.

I got tired, I told him. Not worn out, but worn through. Like one of those wives who wakes up one morning and says I can't bake any more bread.

When I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany.

Ideally if I settled down with a wife I would love to form my own troupe of mini dancers!

I'm at a stage in my life when I want a wife and a family.