1,018 Quotes About Witty

Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.

Seeing the mud around a lotus is pessimism, seeing a lotus in the mud is optimism.

Personally, I think knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? 'Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought!

Personally, I thin knees should be kept for the eight or ninth date, or the wedding day. As a nice surprise, you know? 'Oh, my darling, you have knees! I never would have thought!

People with looks are lovely. People with brains are witty. People with cash are wealthy. But people with God are truly happy.

We haven’t heard any stories like these, Beti!’ Bana gasped.‘Really? Oh, I’ve got a thousand and one of ’em.

His mentality was dressed up as a moral code, but when naked, was simply a preference.

I have been lately introduced to the famous Thomas Paine, and like him very well. He is vain beyond all belief, but he has reason to be vain, and for my part I forgive him. He has done wonders for the cause of liberty, both in America and Europe, and I believe him to be conscientiously an honest man. He converses extremely well; and I find him wittier in discourse than in his writings, where his humour is clumsy enough.

Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend.