1,018 Quotes About Witty

Displacement of 'What goes around, comes around' is Zero.

Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?

Nobody ever goes to that store to shop because it’s too crowded.

Now it's my turn to give you advice." The tightened his grip, eliminating any doubt about whether he was as ready for this as she was. "Any time you're talking about having hot, dirty sex that makes you come so hard your whole world turns neon, the last thing you want to bring into the conversation is the word 'little'".

Spanish—how shall I say this?—is likePortuguese spoken with a speech impediment.

His hair had clearly been up all night having adventures without him.

Concern crept into his brain and encroached gradually on his ecstasy, much as happens to a post-coitus lover who hasn’t used a condom on a one-night stand.

I wouldn't do that," Silk advised. "Thinking about it isn't going to help, and it's only going to make you nervous.""Nervouser," Garion corrected. "I'm already nervous.""Is there such a word as "'nervouser'?" Silk asked Belgarath curiously. "There is now," Belgarath replied. "Garion just invented it.""I wish I could invent a word," Silk said admiringly to Garion.

It is difficult to love someone who loves you, but easy to hate someone who loves you, and love someone who hates you.