1,018 Quotes About Witty

SPOILER ALERT: We all die in the end.

Aren't you going to invite me in?""No.""Why?""I'm a bitch like that.

No.""Don't say no.""No.

I said, "Your brother is in bed with my wife." I added, "I just took them up some wine in bed.

Dragons lick my boots, I don't want to bloody be he—

Some time would have to pass before Aureliano realized that such arbitrary attitudes had their origins in the example of the wise Catalonian, for whom wisdom was worth nothing if it could not be used to invent a new way of preparing chickpeas.

Her guts told her that something was amiss. Alexandra only spoke to her intestines once in a while, so she wasn’t sure if they were to be trusted.

He remembered that he did have one thing going for him – his memory.

You are heroic, Mr. Lynch-Gibbon. The knight of infinite humiliation. One does not know whether to kiss your feet or to recommend that you have a good analysis." She said it as one might say "a good thrashing.