25 Quotes About Word-junkies

If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.


I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all.

I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.


To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.


My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.


I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew it was you because you were the brightest.

Our eventual fate will be the sum of the stories we told ourselves long enough.

Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.


I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.