130 Quotes About Wordplay

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

There was no Lo to behold.

tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!

Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tellwhat o’clock it is!’‘Why should it?’ muttered the Hatter. ‘Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?’‘Of course not,’ Alice replied very readily: ‘but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.’‘Which is just the case with MINE,’ said the Hatter.

Doctors most commonly get mixed up between absence of evidence and evidence of abense

Of course it is,’ said the Duchess, who seemed ready to agree to everythingthat Alice said; ‘there’s a large mustard-mine near here. And the moralof that is– “The more there is of mine, the less there is of yours.

Nothing risque, nothing gained.

Perhaps you'd care for a synonym bun," suggested the duke.