HE LOOKS LIKE A SNACK in his low-slung jeans ... but I'm not buying that small-town, nice-guy act, not for a hot second. That's what I'm telling my CAT, anyway.

I feel disinclined to acknowledge the prattling on of the man who ruined my credit." -- Edie, I've Got You

When you become the queen, you gotta make the tough decisions.

Oh, I'm a really nice guy, but those five minutes shaved five years off my life. You're getting a good spanking for that later tonight, sweetheart.

Now now, boys. All in all, it was a pretty successful date night,' Maggie says, slipping into Jackson's arms. 'Thanks for not getting hauled off to jail, babe. I think I'm ovulating.

She’s all curves and softness in all the right places, made all the more sexy by the serious expression on her face, and the invisible hard edges that surround her.

Dusty:... how long was I asleep?Jed: Too long if you're sleeping without me.