Rock n' roll is for the young idiots, not an old fart like me.

If you remember the '90s, you weren't there.

Nothing exceeds like excess.

I’d still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena.

Art is commenting on what’s going on around you in your life.

I’ve never seen the Osbournes, I’ve never seen Paris Hilton. I’d rather read than watch reality TV. I’d rather live life than watch somebody else living it.

If you remember the ’90s, you weren’t there.

It certainly is gravy every day above ground right now, after kicking that heroin habit. I’ve been given a second chance in life, and I don’t want to let a minute go by without enjoying it.

I’m still a recluse. I still hate everyone. I’m still a misanthrope.

It was the worst night of my life. George W. Bush was reelected, and then I knew I had to do another couple of albums about this idiot. Then I had to play in front of 37 people. It was horrible. I was crying. I was freaked out.