MoThErFuCkIn MiRaClEs.

Do you know how much power I have over you? Yes, you, the one just sitting there hitting the f5 button day in and day out!

You come to the sobering realization that things will never stop from keep happening constantly.

I’ve gotta believe in what my heart tells in me, even if it’s a fake thing.

You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he’s taking the grounding seriously this time.

Bring me a horse and I am yours forever.

CG: I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE.

KANAYA: Karkat What Is He Doing HereKARKAT: WOW, GREAT QUESTION!KARKAT: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FUCKING NUMBER AND GET IN LINE FOR THAT ONE!!!KARKAT: I'VE ALREADY GOT MINE! IT'S THE FIRST NUMBER THERE IS. AN ANGRY, TREMBLING DIGIT, TOWERING AND ERECT, POINTING DIRECTLY AT THE TRASHFACED KINGPIN OF INEXPLICABLE HORSESHIT HIMSELF, *GOD*!!!!!

The SAFE was slain in battle. A great flaming nautical pyre carries it off to VAULTHALLA.

TT: This session was never meant to bear fruit.TT: It's barren, so to speak.EB: that's a bit of a bummer!EB: i am still skeptical about that, though.TT: That's why you're our leader, John.EB: huh?TT: Optimism through stalwart skepticism is a defect not everyone is lucky enough to be cursed with.EB: that's stupid.EB: i'm not your leader, i am your FRIEND, there is a BIG difference!TT: Statements like that are also why you're our leader.