I don’t care how long you’ve been around, you’ll never see it all.

When you’re in a slump, it’s almost as if you look out at the field and it’s one big glove. Vance Law Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I had bad days on the field. But I didn’t take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.

I’d like to help you, but you don’t drink.

I've never known Vern to be ill, ... I doubt if he ever took an aspirin.

I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.

I'd like to help you, but you don't drink.

I had bad days on the field. But I didn't take them home with me. I left them in a bar along the way home.

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.

I don't care how long you've been around, you'll never see it all.