I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That’s my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

I’m always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

If I had to just play 200 shows a year with the same set, there’d be a gun. In my mouth. With bullets in it.

I had butterflies because we got beat bad last week, and I wanted to make sure we weren't today, ... That was all that was on my mind, believe me.

I'm pretty speechless right now, really. It's a big honor.

It's well-organized. They've got the votes. I really believe that.

That's quite a hunk of tobacco to chew. I was born in that house in 1919. I didn't have sense enough to leave town, though.

It's outstanding, ... He hasn't just been doing this for a lot of years - he's been doing it well for a lot of years.

It just rains like heck here. Oh, you get sick and tired of it, but you get used to after awhile.

This is a meeting to discuss and compile the issues and desires that will arise under county ownership of Conaway Ranch.