Quotes by Cookie Monster

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Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.
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Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.
Today we will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat cookie
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Today we will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat cookie
Speak softly and carry big cookie. Big enough to share with a good friend.
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Speak softly and carry big cookie. Big enough to share with a good friend.
If sad, eat cookie. If still sad, talk to doctor. Sounds serious.
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If sad, eat cookie. If still sad, talk to doctor. Sounds serious.
Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.
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Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.
No cry because cookie is finished. Smile because cookie happened.
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No cry because cookie is finished. Smile because cookie happened.
Sometimes I think, what is friend? And me think, friend someone you give up last cookie for.
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Sometimes I think, what is friend? And me think, friend someone you give up last cookie for.
Count your cookies, not your problems.
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Count your cookies, not your problems.