Early bird gets the worm. But cookie taste better than worm. So me sleep in.

Today we will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat cookie

Keep calm and eat cookies.

Speak softly and carry big cookie. Big enough to share with a good friend.

If sad, eat cookie. If still sad, talk to doctor. Sounds serious.

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.

No cry because cookie is finished. Smile because cookie happened.

Sometimes I think, what is friend? And me think, friend someone you give up last cookie for.

Count your cookies, not your problems.