I wandered lonely as a cunt.

I want to take a big dumpOn the head of Donald Trump,Just like he's dumping his shit on the world.

We're the propaganda monkeys.The digital download junkies.The skunk smoking geezersWith an inflatable Jesus.We're the kitsch and cool.Divide and rule.

Come on cats, let's go.Let's teach those old dog cheap trick beatniks some new kicks and bottle up and blow.

All these Muslims are all the same.All these Muslims are all terrorists.All these Muslims are all a threat to the Western world.Yeah, sure.That's why they're fighting each other in the Middle East,And killing so many moreMuslims than anyone else,Whilst asylum seekers flee.

What the hell does it all mean? Does 11:11 really mean anything at all? Well, that simply depends on whether you believe life has meaning in the first place.

Old McDonald had a restaurant,E, I, E, I, O,And in that restaurant was some beef,E, I, E, I, O,With a moo moo here,And a moo moo there.Here a moo, there a moo,Everywhere a moo moo cholesterol filled death trap burger.

The U.K. should begin with an FAnd have a C after the U,And it should end in E DNow that we’ve left the E.U.

Stop praying for salvation when it is clear,You are the saviours that we need around here.

...That's the difference between backpackers and holiday makers. The former can't help but invite hassle whilst the latter pay to escape it.