Quotes by Henry Zebrowski

Garfield is my spirit animal.
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Garfield is my spirit animal.
There are a lot of good actors who work forever and never make one good thing.
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There are a lot of good actors who work forever and never make one good thing.
It's so fun to hear the reaction from Martin Scorsese as he sees you nude for the first time.
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It's so fun to hear the reaction from Martin Scorsese as he sees you nude for the first time.
I love to cook like a mad man. If I could do it all over again? I would be a NBA basketball player.
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I love to cook like a mad man. If I could do it all over again? I would be a NBA basketball player.
I love reading for a character I have no business reading for.
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I love reading for a character I have no business reading for.
Apparently, I am a bit of an exaggerator when I tell stories. But I don't call them lies; I say they are better, funnier truths.
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Apparently, I am a bit of an exaggerator when I tell stories. But I don't call them lies; I say they are better, funnier truths.
Who is the pinnacle of male-ness in America? Leonardo DiCaprio.
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Who is the pinnacle of male-ness in America? Leonardo DiCaprio.