It seems almost absurd to be giving somebody three-hour old news when on the Internet you can get something that's much more up to date.

It's gratuitously live to make you think something is important and exciting. It's theater; it's dishonest.

We've lost two presidents at the two universities within six weeks of one another. Is there a problem? I don't think you need to be an Einstein to figure that one out.

He was one of the few in television who could always be counted on to deliver comedy that was smart and funny.