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Ilana Glazer

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Ilana Glazer is an American comedian, actor, and screenwriter born on April 12, 1987.

Glazer was born in the United States and later studied at New York University. Working across both television and film, they built a career that spans performing and writing, taking on roles both in front of and behind the camera. That combination of acting and screenwriting credits reflects a sustained engagement with multiple sides of the creative process, rather than a focus on performance alone.

Glazer works in English and has taken on projects as a film actor and television actor in addition to their stand-up and comedic work. The range of their credited occupations — comedian, actor, screenwriter, television actor, and film actor — points to a career that moves between different formats and modes of storytelling. Comedy remains a consistent thread running through that body of work, connecting the performing, writing, and on-screen roles that make up their professional output.

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Quotes by Ilana Glazer

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.
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That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.
I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me.
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I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me.
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
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[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.
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There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.
There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I’m not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that.
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There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I’m not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that.
The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me.
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The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me.
It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'
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It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'
I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.
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I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.
I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.
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I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.
I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.
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I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.
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