Oh, wait a minute, I was supposed to be cutting back on the self-delusion, wasn't I? Whoops.

Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam.

Faith threw her hands up. “Okay. I give up!”Summer smiled. “Does that mean I win?”“Sure,” Faith said.“Yay!” Summer exclaimed. “What do I win? Do I win a unicorn? I think I should totally win a unicorn. But a real one, not a fake one.

Christian allegories are a dime a dozen. You can find them in any story, if you look hard enough. Even Harry Potter.

This is going to be so awesome,” Summer said. “I can feel it in my toes. My excitement toes are tingling.

Denial is an essential part of my existence. Without it, I am nothing.

Delusions are a vital part of my existence.

Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.