The electronic revolution is like the social event of the season. Everybody has received an invitation. Those who choose not to attend will be left out in the cold listening to everyone else talk about what a marvelous time they had.

You know it's a small world when you bump into friends you haven't seen since grade school on the, It's A Small World Ride, at Disney World.

Myth and mysticism have been replaced in the world by social media.

Taking "Christ" out of "Christmas" just reads "Mas" which is Spanish for "More." Seems Americans just want "mas," "mas," "mas." But when is more ever enough without Christ in it? More Christ?

Shit happens. Doesn't mean you have to step in it. But if you do I would buy a new pair of shoes.

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country.